{"id":60213,"date":"2023-02-03T10:14:33","date_gmt":"2023-02-03T14:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=60213"},"modified":"2023-02-03T11:57:08","modified_gmt":"2023-02-03T15:57:08","slug":"el-presuntuoso-globo-espia-chino-que-se-ensenorea-sobre-estados-unidos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2023\/02\/03\/el-presuntuoso-globo-espia-chino-que-se-ensenorea-sobre-estados-unidos\/","title":{"rendered":"El presuntuoso globo esp\u00eda Chino que se ense\u00f1orea sobre Estados Unidos."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"60214\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2023\/02\/03\/el-presuntuoso-globo-espia-chino-que-se-ensenorea-sobre-estados-unidos\/e1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/e1.jpg?fit=196%2C257&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"196,257\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"e1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/e1.jpg?fit=196%2C257&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/e1.jpg?resize=196%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"257\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-60214\" \/><\/p>\n<p>El surrealista globo esp\u00eda chino sorprendi\u00f3 a m\u00e1s de uno, al estilo: Y d\u00f3nde est\u00e1 el piloto, cinco sue\u00f1os en globo de Julio Verde, Top Secret, o Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, quien en forma de freestyle se pasea muy tranquilo, atravesando el cielo AMERICANO como el cuchillo caliente que atraviesa la mantequilla.<\/p>\n<p>Superman no sabe que hacer, pues aunque recuerda atajar un avi\u00f3n de pasajeros antes de estrellarse en un estadio de baseball, la realidad es muy diferente. Los Transformers y los Gobots quer\u00edan opinar, pero estaban absortos en la invasi\u00f3n USA de Chuck Norris. Mientras tanto Iron Man com\u00eda palomitas de ma\u00edz, sumergido en el Olympus Has Fallen.<\/p>\n<p>Darth Vader y G.I. Joe analisan la situaci\u00f3n y quieren negociar con el globo.<\/p>\n<p>La alarma nacional se desactiv\u00f3 cuando a traves de unos vinoculares, pudieron leer en la superficie del aparato las letras: MADE IN CHINA. Tal vez quer\u00edan robar la receta de Coca-Cola o sincerarse y de una vez imitar y \u00abcrear\u00bb el McDonald&#8217;s Chino.<\/p>\n<p>Finn y Jake dicen que lo del globo es culpa de: el Rey Helado.<\/p>\n<p>Tom Cruise desde Top Gun le avis\u00f3 a Rambo que alguien est\u00e1 al telefono rojo, volamos hacia Pek\u00edn.<\/p>\n<p>Kurt Russell no sabe nada, pero si el globo no baja, habr\u00e1 un rescate en el barrio Chino. Jackie Chan y Jaden Smith visitar\u00e1n China para hablar sobre el Tigre y el Drag\u00f3n parte 7, m\u00e1s sin mencionar lo del globo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El surrealista globo esp\u00eda chino sorprendi\u00f3 a m\u00e1s de uno, al estilo: Y d\u00f3nde est\u00e1 el piloto, cinco sue\u00f1os en globo de Julio Verde, Top Secret, o Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, quien en forma de freestyle se pasea muy tranquilo, atravesando el cielo AMERICANO como el cuchillo caliente que atraviesa la mantequilla. Superman no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3683,"featured_media":60214,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-60213","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-azares"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/e1.jpg?fit=196%2C257&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-fFb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3683"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60213"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60216,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60213\/revisions\/60216"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}