{"id":5513,"date":"2009-11-19T14:18:39","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T18:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=5513"},"modified":"2009-11-19T14:18:39","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T18:48:39","slug":"todos-queremos-a-albi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2009\/11\/19\/todos-queremos-a-albi\/","title":{"rendered":"TODOS QUEREMOS A ALBI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5516\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2009\/11\/19\/todos-queremos-a-albi\/ford1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ford1.jpg?fit=480%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ford1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ford1.jpg?fit=480%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5516\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/ford1.jpg?resize=147%2C90\" alt=\"ford1\" width=\"147\" height=\"90\" \/><\/p>\n<p>El simulacro y el chantaje aspiracional de Paulo Coelho es la\u00a0musa de JWT para este power point de autoayuda devenido a spot publicitario. Chamuyero, demag\u00f3gico, lleno de lugares comunes y completamente fuera del contexto de un pa\u00eds como Venezuela. Ford quer\u00eda caerle bien a la gente, como todas las marcas. Ford quer\u00eda que su target potencial se levantara y aplaudiera con ganas de superarse. Sin embargo,\u00a0 la cursiler\u00eda se cas\u00f3 con el cinismo para parir este discurso horrorosamente kitsch que ir\u00f3nicamente va a gustar a los que se conforman con poco. A los amantes del texto masticado, facilito.<\/p>\n<p>A las do\u00f1as encopetadas seguidoras de Danielle Stelle, Paulo Cohelo y el b\u00faho ese de porquer\u00eda que no pod\u00eda ulular. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A los que no pueden pagar una camioneta de 200 millones pero coye vale, que fino como habla Albi de Abreu en esa cu\u00f1a, chamo fin\u00edsimo se me agu\u00f3 el guarapo.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Facebook no se qued\u00f3 atr\u00e1s y se armaron varios grupos en apoyo y defensa del comercial. Verg\u00fcenza ajena panita. De la parodia de la Rochela, ni hablar.\u00a0Lo mejor que hicieron en casi 10 a\u00f1os de reciclaje y chistes malos. Ten\u00edan una deuda moral con su p\u00fablico que\u00a0 saldaron con una muy efectiva burla.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5514\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2009\/11\/19\/todos-queremos-a-albi\/albi\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/albi.jpg?fit=533%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"533,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"albi\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/albi.jpg?fit=533%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5514\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/albi.jpg?resize=89%2C119\" alt=\"albi\" width=\"89\" height=\"119\" \/>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Nuevamente algunos de nuestros creativos publicitarios venezolanos ponen la torta a lo grande, \u00a0primero por hacer casi una fotocopia del discurso de Steve Jobs a un grupo de graduandos de Stanford 2005\u00a0 y segundo por encomendarle \u00a0al lenguaje de autoayuda la misi\u00f3n imposible de vendernos por lo menos un par de mentiras: la posibilidad de superarse con una Ford y la de creer que Albi tiene algo importante que decirnos.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V1BKHqTeDaE\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=V1BKHqTeDaE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La cursiler\u00eda se cas\u00f3 con el cinismo para parir este discurso horrorosamente kitsch que ir\u00f3nicamente va a gustar a los que se conforman con poco. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1161,"featured_media":5514,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5513","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-descontento"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/albi.jpg?fit=533%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-1qV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5513\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}