{"id":47653,"date":"2014-07-02T22:49:12","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T03:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=47653"},"modified":"2014-07-03T03:45:04","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T08:15:04","slug":"15-1-tips-para-ser-un-escritor-mierdoso-internetero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2014\/07\/02\/15-1-tips-para-ser-un-escritor-mierdoso-internetero\/","title":{"rendered":"15.1 tips para ser un escritor mierdoso internetero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>0,1-<strong>Res\u00edgnate<\/strong> a escribir para un p\u00fablico adicto a la <strong>satisfacci\u00f3n<\/strong> inmediata y con un attention Span de 10 segundos que por otro lado se clavan completitos los mamotretos de GoT s\u00f3lo porque tienen <strong>sangre<\/strong> y <strong>sexo<\/strong> por <strong>co\u00f1azo<\/strong>, lo cual significa escribir s\u00f3lo mierda disfrazada de informaci\u00f3n esencial.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"47734\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2014\/07\/02\/15-1-tips-para-ser-un-escritor-mierdoso-internetero\/tetas_7\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tetas_7.jpg?fit=650%2C624&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"650,624\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"tetas_7\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tetas_7.jpg?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-47734\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tetas_7-640x360.jpg?resize=640%2C360\" alt=\"tetas_7\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tetas_7.jpg?resize=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tetas_7.jpg?resize=230%2C130&amp;ssl=1 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Los demas 15 tips te los puedes meter por el culo porque ya los \u00ablectores\u00bb pasaron a otra vaina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0,1-Res\u00edgnate a escribir para un p\u00fablico adicto a la satisfacci\u00f3n inmediata y con un attention Span de 10 segundos que por otro lado se clavan completitos los mamotretos de GoT s\u00f3lo porque tienen sangre y sexo por co\u00f1azo, lo cual significa escribir s\u00f3lo mierda disfrazada de informaci\u00f3n esencial. 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