{"id":37137,"date":"2013-04-24T18:04:12","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T22:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=37137"},"modified":"2013-04-24T18:04:12","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T22:34:12","slug":"iris-de-negro-dice-a-capriles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2013\/04\/24\/iris-de-negro-dice-a-capriles\/","title":{"rendered":"Iris, de negro, le dice a Capriles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"37138\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2013\/04\/24\/iris-de-negro-dice-a-capriles\/a\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?fit=1280%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Iris a Capriles\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?fit=696%2C435&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-37138 aligncenter\" alt=\"Iris a Capriles\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a-300x187.png?resize=300%2C187\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=300%2C187&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=320%2C200&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=145%2C90&amp;ssl=1 145w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=495%2C309&amp;ssl=1 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?resize=670%2C418&amp;ssl=1 670w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Te voy a encerrar. Has sido un ni\u00f1o muy malo. Te dije bien claro que no quer\u00eda que te metieras esas cosas por la nariz. Ahora te voy a meter de todo por todos lados. Te la tengo preparada. Nadie te va a tocar, excepto yo. Prometo rehabilitarte, cambiarte por fuera y por dentro hasta que sue\u00f1es con el Comandante Presidente, veas bigotes de Maduro, y sepas que yo, solo yo, <strong>soy tu ama y se\u00f1ora<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MkpaXjXJxPA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te voy a encerrar. Has sido un ni\u00f1o muy malo. Te dije bien claro que no quer\u00eda que te metieras esas cosas por la nariz. Ahora te voy a meter de todo por todos lados. Te la tengo preparada. Nadie te va a tocar, excepto yo. Prometo rehabilitarte, cambiarte por fuera y por dentro hasta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":879,"featured_media":37138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1625,1698,2515,633],"class_list":{"0":"post-37137","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-azares","8":"tag-henrique-capriles-radonski","9":"tag-iris-valera","10":"tag-sadomasoquismo","11":"tag-sexo"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a.png?fit=1280%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-9EZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/879"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37137\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}