{"id":34208,"date":"2013-01-20T15:11:50","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T19:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=34208"},"modified":"2013-01-20T15:36:59","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T20:06:59","slug":"luz-caraballo-2-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2013\/01\/20\/luz-caraballo-2-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Luz Caraballo 2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl class=\"wp-caption foter-photo alignnone\" id=\"foter-photo-figure\" style=\"width: 300px;color: #888;font-size: 11px;font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;overflow: hidden;padding: 4px;border: 1px solid #DDDDDD\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"foter-photo mceItem\" style=\"border: none;padding: 0;width: 100%\" title=\"The inner light......\" alt=\"The inner light......\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/photos.foter.com\/110\/the-inner-light-1_m.jpeg?w=696\" \/><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\" style=\"padding: 0;margin: 0\"><span style=\"float: right\">Foto:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/acidxedz\/3787274212\/\">*Edu Alarcon*<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/foter.com\">Foter.com<\/a> \/ <a href=\"http:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC BY<\/a><\/span><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<p>Del Tol\u00f3n hasta El Recreo<br \/>\npasea Luz Caraballo,<br \/>\ncon Chocolaticas, que en mayo<br \/>\nte costaron mucho menos;<br \/>\nno es f\u00e1cil comprarte estrenos,<br \/>\nla inflaci\u00f3n va cabalgando;<br \/>\nde nada sirve ir ahorrando,<br \/>\nlos gastos te van comiendo,<br \/>\ny ya no est\u00e1 respondiendo<br \/>\nla ruedita de tu iPod.<\/p>\n<p>La alarma el celu menea,<br \/>\naunque sabes de antemano,<br \/>\nque hoy es la fiesta del chamo<br \/>\nque te brind\u00f3 aquella pea;<br \/>\ntres d\u00edas que no twittea,<br \/>\ny como Candy Candy a Terry,<br \/>\nle recuerdas que en el Ferry,<br \/>\nfantasean irse juntos,<br \/>\ny se van pelando puntos<br \/>\nen las teclas del BlackBerry.<\/p>\n<p>Lo que le escribes, lo tachan<br \/>\nlas ansias que te dominan,<br \/>\njunto a tu hermano, ambos miran<br \/>\nqu\u00e9 pas\u00f3 con las Kardashian;<br \/>\nluego empiezas a hacer zapping:<br \/>\nSony, Warner, MTV\u2026<br \/>\nY te detienes all\u00ed,<br \/>\nlos de Jersey Shore bailando,<br \/>\nmientras te vas demenciando:<br \/>\nSnooki, Deena, Pauly D\u2026<\/p>\n<p>La atenci\u00f3n se te dispersa,<br \/>\nen todos tus aparatos;<br \/>\ny ya sabes, de hace rato,<br \/>\n(por buscar en Wikipedia),<br \/>\nque eres parte de la media,<br \/>\nsufres de \u201cbaja autoestima\u201d,<br \/>\nlees desde Coelho hasta su prima,<br \/>\ncrees haberlo superado,<br \/>\npero nada de eso importa,<br \/>\nte mat\u00f3 un motorizado.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foto:\u00a0*Edu Alarcon* \/ Foter.com \/ CC BY Del Tol\u00f3n hasta El Recreo pasea Luz Caraballo, con Chocolaticas, que en mayo te costaron mucho menos; no es f\u00e1cil comprarte estrenos, la inflaci\u00f3n va cabalgando; de nada sirve ir ahorrando, los gastos te van comiendo, y ya no est\u00e1 respondiendo la ruedita de tu iPod. 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