{"id":30306,"date":"2012-10-08T18:25:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T22:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=30306"},"modified":"2013-07-20T14:56:14","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T19:26:14","slug":"salvando-el-universo-con-chavez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2012\/10\/08\/salvando-el-universo-con-chavez\/","title":{"rendered":"Salvando el Universo con Ch\u00e1vez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"30371\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2012\/10\/08\/salvando-el-universo-con-chavez\/pazplanetaria\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,375\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"PazPlanetaria\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?fit=500%2C375&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30371\" alt=\"Cr\u00e9dito a ArepaChan\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?resize=320%2C240&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?resize=145%2C108&amp;ssl=1 145w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/PazPlanetaria.jpg?resize=495%2C371&amp;ssl=1 495w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ocd3tPJ_5IY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hoy, 8 de Octubre de 2012, el pueblo venezolano ha hablado. Ha escogido la alternativa que salvar\u00e1 a la especie humana, que conseguir\u00e1 el <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_ZS3Azr7ZW8\">Equilibrio Universal<\/a> y lograr\u00e1 la mayor suma de felicidad posible. \u00a0A la luz de ello, debemos entender la situaci\u00f3n actual del pa\u00eds y hacer los sacrificios necesarios para lograr esta meta, que requiere enormes esfuerzos de la patria y sus ciudadanos. Afortunadamente, tenemos precedentes hist\u00f3ricos que emularemos para conseguir el Equilibrio Universal.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o2Z1yLO9C-Q?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ciudadanos, no se preocupen. Cuando haya un apag\u00f3n, es porque nuestro gobierno necesita la energ\u00eda para los generadores de antimateria, necesitamos lograr el equilibrio universal. Y lo lograremos combinando la materia de la Tierra con una cantidad equivalente de antimateria.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ch\u00e1vez, Protector de la Dignidad del Sistema Solar.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P1uFYg-D6d0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Con nuevos sat\u00e9lites chinos alineadores de chakras lograremos finalmente restaurar el Equilibrio del Universo.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff\"><strong>Loado sea Hugo Rafael, Mes\u00edas Planetario.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d2dv5vM373g?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Con nuestro nuevo sistema de energ\u00eda piezoel\u00e9ctrica integrado en los carros iran\u00edes de \u00faltima generaci\u00f3n, el veh\u00edculo obtendr\u00e1 su energ\u00eda de los huecos de las calles. Se\u00f1ores, los huecos son para que en el futuro gasten menos gasolina y disminuir nuestras emisiones de Carbono.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ch\u00e1vez, Coraz\u00f3n de mi Patria, Salvaci\u00f3n de la Humanidad!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OMYmst5r2WI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>El calentamiento global es un problema. Con Amuay y el Palito liberamos a la atm\u00f3sfera una cantidad industrial de part\u00edculas oscuras que reflejan la luz solar y enfriar\u00e1n la tierra.<\/p>\n<p><strong>El Chavismo, La Salvaci\u00f3n del Planeta!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_ZS3Azr7ZW8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Si el metro de Caracas se atrasa y se molesta la gente, es por tu bien. Instalamos colectores de energ\u00eda ps\u00edquica en estaci\u00f3n Plaza Venezuela que usaremos en las batallas contra Ming el Despiadado.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Socialismo del Siglo XXI, s\u00e1lvanos!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/o-Qd388kSK4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Si no dejamos que los gays se casen es porque si se casan todos los carajitos se van a volver maricos y se va a extinguir la raza Humana.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ch\u00e1vez, Coraz\u00f3n de la Patria, Salvaci\u00f3n de la Humanidad!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VSJBsgVsAjw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Decidimos no limpiar el Guaire para fortalecer el sistema inmune de los caraque\u00f1os.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ch\u00e1vez, Capit\u00e1n de la Patrulla anti reptilianos capitalistas!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kKDtdQIZkqo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Internet es lenta porque el Comandante se est\u00e1 descargando toda la Wikipedia con un comando Wget para imprimirla y distribuirla en bibliotecas africanas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Los 5 motores socialistas nos llevar\u00e1n al Hiperespacio, Salve Ch\u00e1vez, hebilla del cintur\u00f3n de asteroides!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Continuaremos resistiendo a los imperios, como nuestro colega Evo Morales, cuyos ancestros se enfrentaron al Imperio Romano y al Imperio Ingl\u00e9s:<br \/>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SnGCQGFt81Q?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nosotros lucharemos contra el <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saga_de_la_Fundaci%C3%B3n\">Imperio Gal\u00e1ctico<\/a> de <a href=\"http:\/\/es.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cleon_I\">Cleon I de los Entum<\/a>, primero de Su nombre.<\/p>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wUzUfxqIkjY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=es-ES&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy, 8 de Octubre de 2012, el pueblo venezolano ha hablado. 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