{"id":24419,"date":"2012-05-09T21:55:28","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T02:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=24419"},"modified":"2014-06-07T11:56:47","modified_gmt":"2014-06-07T16:26:47","slug":"tortura-dentrifica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2012\/05\/09\/tortura-dentrifica\/","title":{"rendered":"Tortura dentr\u00edfica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bf y qui\u00e9n no recuerda una ida al dentista?<br \/>\nEsa espera nerviosa de amargura,<br \/>\npor saber que se acerca la tortura<br \/>\nen la imponente silla futurista.<\/p>\n<p>_El taladro, esa fresa de amatista<br \/>\nque nada, nada tiene de dulzura,<br \/>\ny gira, gira suelta y con bravura,<br \/>\nlanzando desafinos de corista.<\/p>\n<p>_Hasta Buda lo considera espanto.<br \/>\nY Dr\u00e1cula sin duda llorar\u00eda,<br \/>\nno es dif\u00edcil imaginar su llanto\u2026<\/p>\n<p>_Todo lo que en mi vida yo dar\u00eda<br \/>\npor tener en la dentadura un manto<br \/>\no en mis genes algo de sangre fr\u00eda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bf y qui\u00e9n no recuerda una ida al dentista? Esa espera nerviosa de amargura, por saber que se acerca la tortura en la imponente silla futurista. _El taladro, esa fresa de amatista que nada, nada tiene de dulzura, y gira, gira suelta y con bravura, lanzando desafinos de corista. _Hasta Buda lo considera espanto. Y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1155,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2439],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-24419","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-arte"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-6lR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1155"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}