{"id":23656,"date":"2012-04-17T16:19:10","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T20:49:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=23656"},"modified":"2014-06-07T11:47:36","modified_gmt":"2014-06-07T16:17:36","slug":"10-razones-por-las-el-mostacho-es-tan-malo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2012\/04\/17\/10-razones-por-las-el-mostacho-es-tan-malo\/","title":{"rendered":"10 razones por las que El Mostacho es tan malo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23657\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2012\/04\/17\/10-razones-por-las-el-mostacho-es-tan-malo\/top-10\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png?fit=935%2C644&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"935,644\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"TOP 10\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png?fit=696%2C479&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10-300x206.png?resize=300%2C206\" alt=\"\" title=\"TOP 10\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-23657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png?resize=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png?w=935&amp;ssl=1 935w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Comod\u00edn: porque son tan chimbos, que no tienen el logo en alta resoluci\u00f3n, lo que me oblig\u00f3 a hacer este montaje pirata (como ellos) en paint.<\/p>\n<p>10. Porque son un homenaje a la mediocridad, y en Venezuela estamos hartos de tanto mediocre suelto. <\/p>\n<p>9. Porque no s\u00f3lo es una p\u00e1gina que vive del plagio, sino que tienen las bolas de llamar <a href=\"http:\/\/elmostacho.com\/512\/si-luis-rodrigo-de-vinilo-versus\/\">original<\/a> a algo que se <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2011\/11\/01\/%C2%BForiginal\/\">plagiaron<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>8. Porque son el vivo ejemplo de que en Venezuela todas las buenas ideas se putean muy r\u00e1pido. <\/p>\n<p>7. Porque el humor aburrido es m\u00e1s aburrido que darse los besos con Mar\u00eda Corina Machado. <\/p>\n<p>6. Porque la ironia es un arte, y el que no lo domina no deber\u00eda ni intentarlo.<\/p>\n<p>5. Porque han hecho de la irreverencia algo inofensivo.<\/p>\n<p>4. Porque frente a ellos, \u00abA qu\u00e9 te r\u00edes\u00bb parece una obra maestra de la incorrecci\u00f3n pol\u00edtica. <\/p>\n<p>3. Porque son como el hijo mong\u00f3lico del Chig\u00fc\u00edre Bipolar. <\/p>\n<p>2. Porque la \u00fanica pirater\u00eda que me gusta es esa que me permite ver todas las temporadas de Breaking Bad en mi computadora. De resto, los piratas no me gustan.<\/p>\n<p>1. Por su secci\u00f3n \u00ab10 razones\u00bb&#8230; El da\u00f1o que Luis Chataing le ha hecho al mundo es incalculable, pana. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comod\u00edn: porque son tan chimbos, que no tienen el logo en alta resoluci\u00f3n, lo que me oblig\u00f3 a hacer este montaje pirata (como ellos) en paint. 10. Porque son un homenaje a la mediocridad, y en Venezuela estamos hartos de tanto mediocre suelto. 9. Porque no s\u00f3lo es una p\u00e1gina que vive del plagio, sino [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":181,"featured_media":23657,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-azares"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-69y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/TOP-10.png?fit=935%2C644&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/181"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23656\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}