{"id":1569,"date":"2008-10-12T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-12T07:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/?p=1569"},"modified":"2008-10-12T03:10:31","modified_gmt":"2008-10-12T07:10:31","slug":"escoja-su-paranoia-preferida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/2008\/10\/12\/escoja-su-paranoia-preferida\/","title":{"rendered":"Escoja su paranoia preferida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Magnicidio versus malet\u00edn (aburrido&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Crisis financiera y bolsa a la baja (nada que ver&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Demasiados huracanes en esta temporada (pura lluvia&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Medios de comunicaci\u00f3n embrutecedores (I love Britney)<\/p>\n<p>Obama gana ( Y a mi que?)<\/p>\n<p>Obama gana y luego lo\u00a0matan (mmm sabia que no iba a durar mucho el negro)<\/p>\n<p>MacCain gana (mierda, otro Bush)<\/p>\n<p>Caida vertiginosa del petr\u00f3leo (y aumento de las Hummer en las calles ja!)<\/p>\n<p>Quiebra de bancos (alguien dijo Banco Latino?)<\/p>\n<p>Transg\u00e9nicos (Macdonald&#8217;s mediante o Seniat d\u00e9jame en paz!)<\/p>\n<p>Mal de Chagas, Dengue, Malaria (vete pa&#8217; Africa pa que de \u00c9bola imb\u00e9cil!)<\/p>\n<p>Gran Colisionador de Hadrones (co\u00f1o de la madre con el fucking aparato de su puta&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Inseguridad ( ah\u00ed si me cagas!)<\/p>\n<p>Armas de destrucci\u00f3n masiva (que d\u00f3nde era que estaban?)<\/p>\n<p>Terroristas isl\u00e1micos (gracias a Dios por Guant\u00e1namo???)<\/p>\n<p>Implantes electr\u00f3nicos en el cuerpo (al menos ya no tengo que salir horrenda en la foto de la c\u00e9dula)<\/p>\n<p>Calentamiento Global (Dios salve a Wall-e!)<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e9lulas madres (que en paz descanse Christopher Reeves)<\/p>\n<p>Neonazis y skinhead (Tupamaros con ellos no joda!)<\/p>\n<p>Invasi\u00f3n de marines (si se parecen a Brad Pitt&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Gobierno \u00fanico\u00a0mundial\u00a0 (si fuera idea de los japoneses mmm&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Manipulaci\u00f3n del clima para crear desastres en\u00a0lugares y momentos estrat\u00e9gicos de inter\u00e9s pol\u00edtico y econ\u00f3mico para EEUU (WTF????)<\/p>\n<p>Drogas dise\u00f1adas para controlar a la poblaci\u00f3n ( ya va, te me est\u00e1s poniendo serio!)<\/p>\n<p>Enfermedades dise\u00f1adas y esparcidas para debilitar poblaciones estrat\u00e9gicas (me est\u00e1s vacilando???)<\/p>\n<p>Ch\u00e1vez hasta el 2021 (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja&#8230;&#8230;..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Magnicidio versus malet\u00edn (aburrido&#8230;) Crisis financiera y bolsa a la baja (nada que ver&#8230;) Demasiados huracanes en esta temporada (pura lluvia&#8230;) Medios de comunicaci\u00f3n embrutecedores (I love Britney) Obama gana ( Y a mi que?) Obama gana y luego lo\u00a0matan (mmm sabia que no iba a durar mucho el negro) MacCain gana (mierda, otro Bush) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":364,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1569","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-azares"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pfpCD-pj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/364"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}