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<\/a>\nesas patas esperan, v\u00edctimas perfectas
\nque amamos y as\u00ed la cadena se completa. No me odies
\nvaquita por quererte tanto. Tu carne es tan sabrosa
\ny los ni\u00f1os la comen con tanto gusto, gracias por darnos
\nsonrisas de est\u00f3magos satisfechos
\ny pesados con tu querida carne. Deber\u00edamos llamarte
\nJesucristo, multiplicadas reses que esperan en medallones
\nperfectos de compactada grasa roja, como
\nel cuerpo del Cristo que abundoso y de generosidad
\nimperturbable nos ofrec\u00eda \u00abcomed de m\u00ed, pues as\u00ed
\ntendr\u00e9is la vida eterna\u00bb. Santifico esta cena, con ricas hamburguesas,
\ncon jugosos costillares y chorreantes bifes a la sart\u00e9n.
\nGracias por darnos de tu cuerpo, Se\u00f1or Jesucristo de las Reses,
\nbuen guardador de nuestro apetito,
\nal fin tambi\u00e9n, en la hora de nuestra hora,
\ncomer\u00e1s de nosotros, tu reba\u00f1o.
\nAm\u00e9n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00a0 Cualquier culpabilidad disculpada, esas patas esperan, v\u00edctimas perfectas que amamos y as\u00ed la cadena se completa. No me odies vaquita por quererte tanto. Tu carne es tan sabrosa y los ni\u00f1os la comen con tanto gusto, gracias por darnos sonrisas de est\u00f3magos satisfechos y pesados con tu querida carne. Deber\u00edamos llamarte Jesucristo, multiplicadas reses […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1628,"featured_media":14785,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14784","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-confesionario"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/luttringer02.jpg?fit=511%2C340&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sfpCD-14784","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1628"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14784\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panfletonegro.com\/v\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}